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Monday, 1 September 2014

15 Signs That Prove You Daydream A Lot

People say that it’s important to dream if you want to make it big. Well, by that logic, day dreamers like you and me would’ve probably been sipping margaritas over some serious conversation with Bill Gates. But, as you know, we’re not, because maybe we drift off a little too often.
If you find yourself wondering where you are on the road after 20 minutes of constant walking, you’re a day dreamer. And you’d relate to the following.


1. You zone out during movies, making you press ‘rewind’ button and start the movie again.

 

2. It becomes difficult for you to concentrate on lectures after a while - When teachers call out your name, you never hear it.


3. You sometimes zone out even during examinations -…and while studying. Goes without saying.

4. You’re often caught staring at people, even though you weren’t -You were just daydreaming. Oh, the embarrassment.

5. It’s difficult for people to have your attention for too long-Hence, they can’t have long conversations with you without you saying, “huh?” after your short zone out.

 6. You always have a lot of things going on in your mind-Sometimes to such an extent, that you have to write some of them down to not forget.

7. Sometimes you come across as rude because you miss out on people greeting you on the streets

8. Your mind wanders off while you’re cooking and you forget whether you put salt in the food or not

9. You can easily pass time just by staring at a wall

10.  Sometimes, you miss your turn on the road because you were day-dreaming

11. You often forget something, walk back into the room and then wonder why you came in

12.  You forget to press the elevator button for your floor and end up in some other floor-Even then you don’t realize until you knock on a stranger’s door.

13. While talking over the phone, you zone out in the middle and then say something completely irrelevant-Gets pretty awkward sometimes.

14. On the upside, you are a pro at pretending to listen when random relatives blabber on and on-Because you have mastered the art of nodding your head in agreement while being in dreamland.

15. And finally, people think you’re a wonderful listener-

And all you can do is smile and take the compliment.
So, while other people are busy trying to manage their time, you can drift off to dream land whenever you wish. You know that it’s definitely more fun there. 
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Sunday, 27 July 2014

Poem On Saharanpur Clash

Hum Insaan Hai .....

Khuda ke banae insaan hai.......

Dharmo ko kyu baat lia humne....

Aapna Gala Khud hi kaat kia Humne....




Dekho Manjar yeh haiii.....


Aag hai banjar ye haii........

Har taraf khoon hai bikhra...

Nahi patta kiska ye hai,...

zara pucho to khuda se

kiska chaad ye haii....

Eid- Bhi Chand ki Karwachooth bhi chand ka hi hai..........


Dilo Se Nafrat ko nikalna Hoga
Dilo me pyar ko basana hoga....'

We Indian Don't need enemies

We Don't need enemies  we people enough to kill to all

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Saturday, 25 January 2014

How to Grow Your Hair

When I was little, maybe 5 years old, my mum took me to the hair dressers and told them to give me what can only be described as a boy haircut. I’ve been scarred ever since. So I’ve been trying to grow my hair long for years now, I usually wuss out and end up getting a big chunk chopped off (never to the extent of the boy haircut that was surreptitiously thrust upon me!). This time I’m determined to have shiny mermaid length hair!!


Don’t rub your hair with a towel, again this can break your weakened hair. Gently squeeze the water out with the towel rather than flipping your hair over and knotting it up while you’re rubbing it. I’ve been using a really good microfibre hair towel that I picked up at TK Maxx, I wrap it around my head and my hair is pretty dry after 10 minutes!


Lay off the heat styling. I know, it’s hard, I’m guilty of it too. If you can, though, stop blow drying your hair and let it dry naturally. It goes without saying that you hair will benefit SO much without the heat damage. If you need to use your hair irons then do so very sparingly, and make sure you’re using a decent pair (ceramic coated with no drag) and some heat protective spray.


Using a wide-tooth comb when your hair is wet or damp is essential, your hair is ridiculously brittle when it’s wet! Using a wide-tooth comb to tease out knots rather than a brush will help any breakages. Alongside this, try not to brush your hair so much at all, it’s one of the worst things you can do to your hair… just look at the hair left behind on your brush, eek! I’ve been thinking of upgrading to a boar bristle brush but for now I’m pretty happy with my denman brush.


Monday, 13 January 2014

41 ways to melt a women’s heart - A list all men must read!

If you are the women, read this and check what your man does for you… make him read it! If you’re a man read this and keep it in lock. You will be getting your woman saying “awww” constantly.


1. Ask her to dance.

2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.

3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.

4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.

5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.

6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.

7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.

8. Kiss her eyelids.

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.

11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.

12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.

13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.

14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.

15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.

16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.

17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.

19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there
is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

20. Call her just before you get on the plane.


21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.

22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.

23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.

24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.

26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

27. Worship her breasts.

28. Give her jewellery.

29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.

31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.

32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.

33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.

36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.

37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.

38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.

39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.

40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.

41. If she’s too
a. Run a bath for her.
stressed to want sex…

b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.

100 Most beautiful words in the English language*

Ailurophile A cat-lover.
Assemblage A gathering.
Becoming Attractive.
Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks.
Brood To think alone.
Bucolic In a lovely rural setting.
Bungalow A small, cozy cottage.
Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye.
Comely Attractive.
Conflate To blend together.
Cynosure A focal point of admiration.
Dalliance A brief love affair.
Demesne Dominion, territory.
Demure Shy and reserved.
Denouement The resolution of a mystery.
Desuetude Disuse.
Desultory Slow, sluggish.
Diaphanous Filmy.
Dissemble Deceive.
Dulcet Sweet, sugary.
Ebullience Bubbling enthusiasm.
Effervescent Bubbly.
Efflorescence Flowering, blooming.
Elision Dropping a sound or syllable in a word.
Elixir A good potion.
Eloquence Beauty and persuasion in speech.
Embrocation Rubbing on a lotion.
Emollient A softener.
Ephemeral Short-lived.
Epiphany A sudden revelation.
Erstwhile At one time, for a time.
Ethereal Gaseous, invisible but detectable.
Evanescent Vanishing quickly, lasting a very short time.
Evocative Suggestive.
Fetching Pretty.
Felicity Pleasantness.
Forbearance Withholding response to provocation.
Fugacious Fleeting.
Furtive Shifty, sneaky.
Gambol To skip or leap about joyfully.
Glamour Beauty.
Gossamer The finest piece of thread, a spider’s silk.
Halcyon Happy, sunny, care-free.
Harbinger Messenger with news of the future.
Imbrication Overlapping and forming a regular pattern.
Imbroglio An altercation or complicated situation.
Imbue To infuse, instill.
Incipient Beginning, in an early stage.
Ineffable Unutterable, inexpressible.
Ingénue A naïve young woman.
Inglenook A cozy nook by the hearth.
Insouciance Blithe nonchalance.
Inure To become jaded.
Labyrinthine Twisting and turning.
Lagniappe A special kind of gift.
Lagoon A small gulf or inlet.
Languor Listlessness, inactivity.
Lassitude Weariness, listlessness.
Leisure Free time.
Lilt To move musically or lively.
Lissome Slender and graceful.
Lithe Slender and flexible.
Love Deep affection.
Mellifluous Sweet sounding.
Moiety One of two equal parts.
Mondegreen A slip of the ear.
Murmurous Murmuring.
Nemesis An unconquerable archenemy.
Offing The sea between the horizon and the offshore.
Onomatopoeia A word that sounds like its meaning.
Opulent Lush, luxuriant.
Palimpsest A manuscript written over earlier ones.
Panacea A solution for all problems
Panoply A complete set.
Pastiche An art work combining materials from various sources.
Penumbra A half-shadow.
Petrichor The smell of earth after rain.
Plethora A large quantity.
Propinquity Proximity; Nearness
Pyrrhic Successful with heavy losses.
Quintessential Most essential.
Ratatouille A spicy French stew.
Ravel To knit or unknit.
Redolent Fragrant.
Riparian By the bank of a stream.
Ripple A very small wave.
Scintilla A spark or very small thing.
Sempiternal Eternal.
Seraglio Rich, luxurious oriental palace or harem.
Serendipity Finding something nice while looking for something else.
Summery Light, delicate or warm and sunny.
Sumptuous Lush, luxurious.
Surreptitious Secretive, sneaky.
Susquehanna A river in Pennsylvania.
Susurrous Whispering, hissing.
Talisman A good luck charm.
Tintinnabulation Tinkling.
Umbrella Protection from sun or rain.
Untoward Unseemly, inappropriate.
Vestigial In trace amounts.
Wafture Waving.
Wherewithal The means.
Woebegone Sorrowful, downcast.